mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

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The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

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And so it begins....

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Opportunity knocks but once, so

When it does you must get up and go

And lock that darn door

Behind you, before

You go joining the business of show.

Stop all the clocks for eight days

Stay in bed and just laze

Let oppo's go by

Dynamic? Not I

I'm not one for frenetic displays

Do you think that the time is yet ripe?

For a dog at your feet and a pipe

And a scarf round your neck

And slippers, by heck

I'd say no. It's just ageist tripe.

Radox The Green

It seems that this shirt doesn't fit

'Cos I have expanded a bit

Chip butties for tea

Scoffed REG-u-lar-LY

Also mean that my trousers have split

Barkeep! Crisps all round!

I want to try is the cake that's called Jaffa

Does it come from the city called Kaffa?

Or must I search

In the crypt of a church

Or make do with something naffer.

The Oscars are here once again

Most of them go to the men

Though some may appear

To be without peer

I'd rate most as just two out of ten Mercy killing :-/

[Arch] you might like to have a look at this idiot guide for using HTML mark-up for your moves (etiquette prefers only one line per rhyme unless you're brilliant, don't care about etiquette or are providing a long-overdue cull). I've been using this for more than 15 years - it was made my one of the players on here. Very Basic Guide to HTML for playing on Mornington Crescent sites
And I even used it to make this hyperlink too :o)

[muttleee] I think that was a good rescue.
When winning a Darwin Award

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