mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

And each clown is in private a glump.

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Who is this Jasmine the formerly triple-breasted?

While waiting for my second jab

Chalky

I chanced upon Dominic Raab

Pablo

I said, "What ho, Dom!"

Rosie

with my usual aplomb

KagomeShuko

And asked him to hail me a cab.

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[Raak], If I RECALL correctly, the name is actually Mary. Seriously, does she have three boobs? (Extra credit if you can tell me the source of my caption) Did my link not work? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiylTqSAiaM

(KagShu) A 50% excess is unusual but not unique. Here's Monty Python from about 1969.

The chances of being immune

Raak

Are as slim as a snowflake in June

Chalky

So before you get tested

KagomeShuko

Don't get arrested

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[Rosie: fun, but "Seriously, doe sshe have three boobs?" is from Legally Blo>nde: The Musical

That could ruin your whole afternoon

Chalky

There's no sense in holding it back

Software

Even though you may get the sack

Raak

Let them know what you think

penelope

That their policies stink Almost oblig.

And they should all be put on the rack. at a stretch

When working a day of CS

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That's cee ess, or customer service.