mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

Or I see the Pres with the "tan"

My hackles are raised

Radox The Green

And I go off half-crazed

When Her Majesty does the can-can

You know, I miss Morecambe and Wise

As I guzzle a dozen mince pies

Abbott and Costello

And some other fellow

All gone to that Club in the skies

Superman

Pine needles all over the floor

A dried-up, dead wreath on the door

The cold light of day dawns

Christmas over, so yawns

Next year we'll be back for some more

Zut alors, wat is 'appening 'ere?

Someone 'as put cheese in my beer

And made it go flat

I shall keel 'eem, zis rat

Radox The Green

With my pistole-couteau I 'ave 'ere.

Mein Herr - du hast eaten my pie!

Undt now, English pigdog, you die!

Mein Eisbein ist heilig!

Lime Rick Rescue

Tough luck - time ist veilig
Even executions go awry

Ahoy! Me hearties! Avast!

Virus protection at last!

muttleee

Just roll up your sleeve

One jab, and then we've

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Software - nice

Begun sending this plague to the past.

When counting in French, one can say

Un, deux, trois - m'ouveré

Alternatively

Count in Swahili
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Someone has to give this a go

Dujon

Or simply use English/anglais

One Two Three Four Five Six Seven Eight - splendid idea Dujon!

I count t'let my anger abate

While I'll count in German

Which won't be a sermon

And Europeans I'll try to placate Another Brexshit bonus

So now it's the War of Vaccine

With skirmishes covert and mean

But wait! Who is wrong?

The few or the throng?

The death toll remains to be seen. mercy killing - see what I did there?

Well, I'm free of the COVID is seems

When I finish applying these creams

In covert ceremonies

I'll plaster my knees

In ointment, to cover my screams

In order to seem more appealing

I serve only the finest Darjeeling

In the very best bone china

Made by someone named Dinah

It gives everyone such a nice feeling

[C,R,R,KS,S] Couldn't be more English

In lockdown, I've done some repairs

But it's still rather dodgy upstairs

For instance, the ceiling

Is still only a feeling

And the walls and the floor are "not theres".

While strolling through Lincoln's Inn Fields

I spotted a skip full of shields

That the barristers dump

At the acquittal of Trump oblig.

muttleee

It's a sign of the power that he wields Moving swiftly on...

We don't have to fear Joseph Biden

Any more than Franz Joseph Haydn

He's as good as his word

When he gives Trump the bird

Radox The Green

As into the sunset he's ridin'.

Seems Richard did not have a hump

Nor Jasmine an extra chest bump

You just can’t believe