mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

One Two Three Four Five Six Seven Eight - splendid idea Dujon!

I count t'let my anger abate

While I'll count in German

Which won't be a sermon

And Europeans I'll try to placate Another Brexshit bonus

So now it's the War of Vaccine

With skirmishes covert and mean

But wait! Who is wrong?

The few or the throng?

The death toll remains to be seen. mercy killing - see what I did there?

Stevie

Well, I'm free of the COVID is seems

When I finish applying these creams

In covert ceremonies

I'll plaster my knees

In ointment, to cover my screams

In order to seem more appealing

I serve only the finest Darjeeling

In the very best bone china

KagomeShuko

Made by someone named Dinah

It gives everyone such a nice feeling

[C,R,R,KS,S] Couldn't be more English

In lockdown, I've done some repairs

But it's still rather dodgy upstairs

For instance, the ceiling

Is still only a feeling

Bismarck

And the walls and the floor are "not theres".

While strolling through Lincoln's Inn Fields

I spotted a skip full of shields

That the barristers dump

At the acquittal of Trump oblig.

muttleee

It's a sign of the power that he wields Moving swiftly on...

KagomeShuko

We don't have to fear Joseph Biden

Any more than Franz Joseph Haydn

Stevie

He's as good as his word