mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

I've heard there's a brand new vaccine

muttleee

To protect us from Covid-19 I wish

But there is a small catch

Software

You'll lose all your thatch

Rosie

And your privates will glow lurid green. oblig.

Eating chicken soup as a cure

Radox The Green

Is common in Jewish culture

Stevie

But the Catholics swear

Raak

By the head of a bear

Simons Mith

And its testicles just to be sure

penelope

I'm determined to start a fresh rhyme