mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

I reck'n it's the po

But my nose is so clogged I can't tell

KagomeShuko

I've gathering the wood and the wool

Sounds like a load of old bull

In fact, a young cow

Superman

In the here'n'now

Radox The Green

Says I'm too high to be cool.

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Bismarck

Do nothing, until there's a Plan

Raak

Don't plan, until there's a Man

No Man? Get a monkey

Then all will be hunky-

Dory, like Dominic Cummings's scam

I'm really fed right up to here

I'll do something reckless, I fear

I'll put on my socks! [Daring enough for ya, ya pussies? I'm so hardcore I may even put them on the wrong feet.]

Stevie

Cue-up "Cleveland Rocks!" The Ian Hunter original

Fu*k it, I'll just have a beer

KagomeShuko

My socks are marked left and right

This is so I can find them at night

Raak

The marks are in Braille

They pong, so exhale

But this cannot be mine - far too tight

Juxtapose

I'm back from a very long trip

To Woking's municipal tip

penelope

Where I hunted in vain

Stevie

For Boris's brain

In the vain hope he might get a grip

I feel like an animal theme for a bit. Can we have some animals?

There is much to be said of the Moth

Stevie

But I'd much rather speak of the Sloth

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Hi, Jack!

Or a simple wombat

Raak

Or a Sumatran Rat

Or the Wampa ice creature from Hoth

penelope

I can't see the point of a bunny