mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

– By regional standards they're fine.

In order to preserve my sanity

I cultivate o'erweening vanity

As I go through the day

I hope and I pray

For an overall drop in inanity

blamelewis

I find talk of weather profound [Simons] Lovely last lines for the previous two...

Deep in a flood, I'll be bound

This dire cyclonicity

And damp synchronicity

KagomeShuko

Confuses my poor little hound.

If you want to bamboozle a dog

Just dress him like Jacob Rees Mogg

In top had and tails

With manicured nails

And not keep going to the bog.

When Corona was just a drink

And the world was not yet on the brink

We thought it a lark

To have fun in the dark

CdM

Social distance at zero (*wink wink*)

In a cupboard, while playing "Sardines"

I wished I'd not eaten baked beans Nice pay-off, CdM

My flatulence there

Was too much to bear

And I melted a hole in my jeans

There's a trick to op'ning canned beer

For one thing, wear the right gear

Take dagger and cloak

Bismarck

Give it a good poke

And watch it spray far and near

In these times of foreboding and gloom

I'm simply not leaving my room

penelope

So if you want to cheer me

Without standing near me

Facetime me so I can zoom

I've just heard that Boris is sick

I hope his recovery's quick

To founder and fail

But keep out of jail

Is a very Pfeffelian trick

Bismarck

Once was, that all roads led to Rome

But now, we must all stay at home

And not wipe our arses

Through government farces

So please don't be tempted to roam

Bismarck

The peak of infection is past

And though working from home is a blast

Does nobody know

Dujon

Just where I might go

Sorry, those days are past.

It's got to be time for a brew

But please don't let it stew

When infusing the leaves

penelope

I'll tell you what peeves

Not knowing where each of them grew

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Social Distancing provides opportunity for such ponderings

Home alone. I've searched - there's no other

Those bed socks belong to my mother

And the knocks in the walls

And the plaster that falls

On me is such a bother

Relaxing the rules just a little

A lot wouldn't do, but a bit'll

Think it's all over

And visit their lover Shakespearian Rules declared

What'll then hit the fan? Oh, the shit'll.

Thanks for the excellent development of an admittedly difficult start!

Outside there's a godawful smell

CdM

In my own personal circle of Hell

KagomeShuko

I've searched high and low