mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

When inside my britches

Raak

So I line it with large leaves of dock.

Moving swiftly on...

Let us think of the coming New Year

Rosie

And deck ourselves out in flash gear

Marc

And I promise you this

penelope

I won't take the piss sorrysorrysorry - it was asking to be done

Which means that I won't be a Peer (Claims Worst Pun of 2018 So Far Award)

Now I've shuffled the deck - will you deal?

Pablo

With twenty-five cards? You for real?

Superman

With no aces or kings

penelope

We've no arrows nor slings

Rosie

But fortune outrageous, I feel.

Pablo

So, now the New Year's under way and no naval types try to tell me it's "weigh" please...

And I've escaped the vile Opus Dei If we are talking the Warring States period of China, it could be "under Wei"

So our future is bright

Raak

To pursue the good fight

Rosie

To bury Theresa May.

Dujon

There are Tories and Whigs at my door Seeing as we are going political

In big herds never seen heretofore