mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

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The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

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And so it begins....

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"Is a legal non-starter (in Kent)"

I remember it cost two pound ten

But that was in - oh, way back when

We used L s d

Now it's pound coins and pee

Here's a cheque. Can I borrow your pen?

I pay with my smartphone, you see

I'm a smartass, there's no one like me

But my phone cost a bomb

I said with aplomb

It's a shame that it's only 2G

I have to inform you, young man

That if you drink beer from a can

You'll lose the scent

So if that's your intent

You can get in the back of the van!

That blank look takes over my face

When someone says they play bass

Or fondle their fiddle

Or drums a paradiddle

And it's time to get out of this place.

Within short I will make a comeback

Papa baffs na go give um dey sack declaring pidgin wild

All along the Zambezi

I'll make it look easy

Because I just have the knack

My guardian angel looks down with fright.

At the things I get up to at night

Under cover of dark

I sneak to the park

And give the shins of lovers a smite.

From next door, there's an awfully loud din

As the neighbours play drums on their bin

With saucepan lid cymbals

Played loud with thimbles

While I jam on my old mandolin. (Hi George!)

There once was a talented writer

Whose fans thought her such a delighter

That at her book signing

They just stood there, pining

For the off-chance they each might just sighter

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