mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

Oh Lord, will you please tell me why

Phil

The cyclops has only one eye

Yet still remains jocular

Despite being monocular oblig.

Raak

And can't watch 3D movies on Sky.

There was a young fellow from Reading

Whose cat just lay sleeping and shedding

amounts of black fur

Fell out at each purr

And he sold it to Hypnos as bedding.

When at the computer I find

Phil

I'm not in control of my mind

So Cntl-Alt-Delete

And get to my feet

Raak

And go for a jog to unwind.

Egad! From the taps just a drip This one in sympathy for Raak. Limerick Aid

No bathing - no stiff upper lip

I'll be a bit whiffy

So I'll dip in the Liffey

Just as long as no gals see me strip

blamelewis

It's never the greatest idea

To start a fight on Top Gear.

Now Chris E's the new face

A ginger disgrace

Tuj

Can you hear a toss given? Not here. Sorry chaps! =)

We're on strike 'cause our wages are low

And we're dealing the bosses a blow

They'll have to cough up

KagomeShuko

And feed our new pup

Or next we'll run a go-slow

Is the Euro to go down the pan?

The Greeks would cheer that to a man

The Drachma'd be back

Get a meal for one sack

Alexis Tsipras

While the rest of you pay, that's my plan!

"Can ya lend me a bob 'cause I'm broke?"

"Being totally skint is no joke"

Haven't eaten for days

(My "austerity" phase)

Anna

"Here's a quarter of rum and a coke."

There was a young lady from Thame trad.

Who decided to go on the game.

Kim

When she spread out her wares

She provoked several stares

Now she's ninety - still on - with no shame...

Now please sharpen your pen and then write

Of the joys of a Flexifoil kite

Or just jot a few words

On its danger to birds

And the warnings of flying at night

The last time I ate a hot curry

Raak

I had to dash off in a hurry

My bowels were a-bubble

In the air smell of trouble

And then the inevitable slurry

well done P,B,S,M & R!

On the way home last night - a kebab

Then to A & E for a jab

Seven stitches then home

Anna

Wrapped in urethane foam

And then off for six long weeks of rehab

KagomeShuko

I'll pay for my meal with some rupees

E'en here in Stockton-on-Tees (KS) -You'd have got better rhythm if you'd just left out the word "some".

Kim

This Chicken Madras

Spiced with pure Sassafras

Will bring me down to my knees