A banana and two pairs of socks[Marc] If you must post smut (which, it seems, is all that you have to offer) at least be decent enough to make it rhyme and scan. It's probably too much to ask for it to be interesting, clever or funny as well.
A little tidying up: "It's a very fine object," *cough cough* It's starting, though, to go ough The pong goes right through One's sinuses tough make stuff you'll spit into a trough.