mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

My face is up here

So please transfer that leer

To a smile that confirms my boobs you praise

[Marc] I think you were too keen to get your boobs into that last line. I can imagine you're proud of them, but I think you could have tried harder to make them fit. Shocking scansion there, miss.

Rosie

There was a young fellow from Hull pronounciation ad lib

Raak

Who thought that the place was too dull

Marc

So he signed on a ship [pen] Yes, I think you are right, there’s much too few lines about boobs nowadays

Stevie

Donned a pink, silken slip

Kim

That would show off his boobs to the full

Phil

While donning my pads, gloves and box

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Cricket, if you're confused.

penelope

I was shocked when I found my boll-ocks If you can't beat 'em, join em, eh Marc, you mysoginistic arse?