mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

'Twas the treasure concealed down below.

Stevie

Last night as I grouted some tiles

Simons Mith

I tested my masculine wiles

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So this is unlikely to end well.

I said to my wife

Software

Please pass me that knife

penelope

She stabbed me, but I was all smiles. Muahahahahaha!

Last night I was out of my wits