mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

Next up: The Great Greek de fault ee.

Chalky

I once scaled the Rock of Gibraltar

To meet with my bride at the altar

Kim

My ardour then wilted

I said somewhat stilted

Software

When I found that her real name was Walter

I once strolled the beaches of Wales

Consid'ring successes and fails

Pablo

With the thought in my head

"Am I better off dead?"

So I jumped off the cliff - left no trails...

My dear mortal coil is unwound

By a process of reason unsound

With a match, a gas leak Not until it's over

Hidden text

should be simple to seek but alas twas not so as I found

We'll fly high, with a shriek

And five miles away, hit the ground.

In my an-nu-al HR appraisal Careful now...

Kim

I was told that my tone is too nasal

So I blocked up by doze

With some sweat from by toez

Ad disguised duh sbell wid widge hazal

In order to play the bassoon

You must warm up from April to June

Software

But when playing the flute

You just give a quick toot

Pablo

and blow (but you'll be out of tune)

My tax return's well overdue

But HMRC, they can stew

The money I owe

For my 'petite Chateau'

Has been spent on a cruise. Toodle-oo!

Last night as I went to 'de loo

An owl in the dark said "too-woo"

If you're hoping to pee

Please don't wee over me