mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

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The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

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And so it begins....

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expire by tonight

unless otherwise stated - stay for good.

If it is dark during the day

[Gietrud] Excuse me, but I think your metre needs adjusting
Giertrud - If it remains dark in the day
Penelope - There'll no chance for us to make hay

[penelope] Excuse me, but I think your metre needs adjusting:
penelope - There'll be no chance for us to make hay
Stevie - Then again, I'm no farmer

But still quite a charmer

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Believe that, you'll believe anything.

And I lay the damsels - if they pay...

The wine of the day is Chablis

But waiter! My soup! There's a flea!

On my spoon there's a bug!

There's a wasp in my mug

I wonder what lurks in the brie?

The beast in the cheese is extinct

But the rat in the crackers just winked!

And the worm in the peas

Has knobbly knees

So I wonder: Is L.S.D. linked?

[Stevie et al.] Jolly well done!

Dear Jedi, I'm writing this note:

I think we should all have a vote

About using the Force

(Caref'ly of course)

Or a bucket to bail out this boat

[Pablo] "Force" was an unkind rhyme to offer another

Be gentle when off'ring a rhyme

No oranges please; it's a crime

And please let it scan

Just as well as it can

Then forever will bells and gongs chime!

I have planned to take up my qi gong

And this, I don't think, is too wrong

My hara is sound

And both feet on the ground

I can feel there's new blood in my dong.

Mister Wong in your eyes I can see

That though old, you stand firm as a tree

'Acupuncture' you say

Is why you stay

[Software] Might it be "the reason" instead of "why"?

up all night on just one cup of tea.

A buxom showgirl from Brazil (trad)

Said her boobs had got valves for refill

The left dispensed beer

But the right looked quite queer

And t'would only produce rancid swill

Red Barrel, Red Barrel,
Red Barrel men said "the same again"
Took a fistful of flavour
First class beer!

[Stevie] I'm considering buying this glass and installing it in my local as "Phil's glass", for purely ironic purposes, as the pub has dozens of CAMRA awards.

[Phil] Sweet Theakston's on a Bike! That's an ugly glass without the logo!

Last night as I sat in the snug

A banking clerk gave me a hug

So not every banker

Is riddled with rancour

But was nevertheless very smug

In a small pub in Cornwall I found

Some scrumpy for under a pound

This dangerous tipple

Rots the brain, so UKIP'll Not to be opened until the end.

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Be buying ev'ry voter a round.

Make sure that the Union is drowned...

"Mister Nigel, I think you are wrong,"

Claiming 'Arbeit macht frei' was a song
That the Nazis once sang
When a Jew they had hang
And that Cameron now sings along

It's December and Santa's awake [New Deal]Why not try http://www.rab.org.uk/mc/mc.php?tid=138#bottom ?

to the fraudsters and makers of fake unifini..

X-Box Ones, PS4s

And it sure gives him pause unfinity or thinks

to think of these crooks on the make.

My old Van Der Graaf's on the blink

With a megavolt spark that is pink

It's stopped making static

Its behaviour's erratic

And the noise... you can't hear yourself think!

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