mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

And t'would only produce rancid swill

Red Barrel, Red Barrel,
Red Barrel men said "the same again"
Took a fistful of flavour
First class beer!

[Stevie] I'm considering buying this glass and installing it in my local as "Phil's glass", for purely ironic purposes, as the pub has dozens of CAMRA awards.

Stevie

[Phil] Sweet Theakston's on a Bike! That's an ugly glass without the logo!

Stevie

Last night as I sat in the snug

gil

A banking clerk gave me a hug

Rosie

So not every banker

Phil

Is riddled with rancour

Software

But was nevertheless very smug

Stevie

In a small pub in Cornwall I found

Phil

Some scrumpy for under a pound

gil

This dangerous tipple

Rosie

Rots the brain, so UKIP'll Not to be opened until the end.

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Be buying ev'ry voter a round.