mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

Ignores the fact that

He's not drite the thunk that you quink

I once had a wee dram too much

The courage it gave me was Dutch

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Hello, pen.

I confronted a copper

Kim

And riled him up proper

Chalky

By booting his hat into touch

But now I am perfectly merry

'cause I'm soaking my muesli in sherry

Pablo

I have gin with my chips

And a song on my lips

That I learnt from a young Mary Berry

Tuj

I pogoed again, down the road

Jumping just like a green, horny toad

Quite why, I don't know

But it does go to show

Software

With long springy legs I'm bestowed

"Up, up and away!" the man cried

"Gravity, it shall be defied"

Pablo

With a mighty great leap

He collapsed in a heap

Levitated - and finally died...

I could do that just one more time

But this time perform it in mime

Kim

With music by Sting

Software

Or Wag-n-er's ring

Or "Buddy, can you spare a dime?"

I have no idea what this could

have been meant to do, nor what it would

But I think that it might

Pablo

expire by tonight

unless otherwise stated - stay for good.

Giertrud

If it is dark during the day

[Gietrud] Excuse me, but I think your metre needs adjusting
Giertrud - If it remains dark in the day
Penelope - There'll no chance for us to make hay

[penelope] Excuse me, but I think your metre needs adjusting:
penelope - There'll be no chance for us to make hay
Stevie - Then again, I'm no farmer

But still quite a charmer

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Believe that, you'll believe anything.

And I lay the damsels - if they pay...

The wine of the day is Chablis