mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

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The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

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And so it begins....

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But drive home at 60 as planned

As a senior player I think,

Young Rosie should give up the drink

Such libelous chat

Ignores the fact that

He's not drite the thunk that you quink

I once had a wee dram too much

The courage it gave me was Dutch

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Hello, pen.

I confronted a copper

And riled him up proper

By booting his hat into touch

But now I am perfectly merry

'cause I'm soaking my muesli in sherry

I have gin with my chips

And a song on my lips

That I learnt from a young Mary Berry

I pogoed again, down the road

Jumping just like a green, horny toad

Quite why, I don't know

But it does go to show

With long springy legs I'm bestowed

"Up, up and away!" the man cried

"Gravity, it shall be defied"

With a mighty great leap

He collapsed in a heap

Levitated - and finally died...

I could do that just one more time

But this time perform it in mime

With music by Sting

Or Wag-n-er's ring

Or "Buddy, can you spare a dime?"

I have no idea what this could

have been meant to do, nor what it would

But I think that it might

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