mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

Giving up have a cup

of Darjeeling with Rhum, max percent.

I can feel there's a storm coming up

'Bout Qatar and the World Cup

Some dodgy dealing

And wheeling (with feeling)

So FIFA's corrupt, is it? Yup. I have taken the liberty as this one had become a bit of a wallflower.

Phil

A guinea pig once came to stay

So I made it at home with some hay

I plied it with wine

Neophyte

Which it thought was divine

My best bottle Grand Cru Cabernet.

A guinea pigs life must be hard

Phil

As they tussle for scraps in the yard

Pablo

Competing with cats

Raak

Hiding from vampire bats

While reciting the words of the Bard

Chalky

I once bought a pig for a guinea

'twas pink and so thin - almost skinny

penelope

But feeding it well

Soon caused it to swell

CdM

And now it won't fit in my mini

Simons Mith

I once had a skirt-wearing pig

Raak

For convention it cared not a fig

For instance, its snout

would run like a spout

And its butt was enormously big.

While preparing my sugar cured ham

Pablo

I thought I would use damson jam

Raak

'Tis both piquant and sweet

Giertrud

And I do love to eat

Jam-ham a-la damson, by damn!