mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

May sound turgid, or terse

Neophyte

But can ofttimes sound quite professorial

On my birthday: a new record from Yes Trudat.

Phil

I've poor musical taste, I confess.

Software

These aged rock bands

Rosie

With their wrinkly old hands

Pablo

Are mostly now dead, at a guess

[Pablo] You'd be wrong though. 8o)

Rosie

The genteel folk of Milngavie

Have a predisposition to spy

blamelewis

While the neds of Bearsden

Keep mum in a pen .. haven't a clue what you're all on about ...

And the nellies of Niddrie just cry. Me neither.

Rosie

This, or something like it, is what was intended:

The genteel folk of Milngavie
Are enamoured of actor Bill Navie
They see him on telly
Their legs turn to jelly
He's even a hit in Mumbavie.

Falstaff

Maude was a Tourette's Syndrome duck

Who's offbeat quack made people say "f*ck" [Rosie] Sorry. *shrugs*

She'd then nod and twitch ... preferred ours -sorry Rosie ;)

Software

This web-footed bitch

blamelewis

Was she fowl mouthed or just full of pluck?

I turned on the water and found

Some colombian roast - freshly ground

Software

Mixed in a pot

Pablo

With some added shallot

Its taste is both piquant and round.

penelope

So what on the menu today?

A Gooseberry/Duck Beak paté!

A durian mélange

Served with whisky blancmange

Pablo

Mixed together at 10 quid a tray

The Chorus

Olé!

CdM

Hark! Hear the words of the chorus

For speech, set to music, can't bore us although I draw the line at Monteverdi's "L'Incoronazione di Poppea"

If Thatcher had sung

penelope

Of the plight of the young No idea where this one is going to end up

Phil

She'd have seemed less like Tyrannosaurus or

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She might not have seemed quite so dolORous