mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

CdM

I showed my heart to the doctor Notes: 1. (c) L. Cohen; 2. Stressed on "I", "heart", and "doc". 3. Not the easiest rhyme, but plenty of possibilities.

Software

But my advances seemed to have shocked her

Juxtapose

My wild EKG

Kim

And advanced Housemaid's Knee

Phil

Meant my chances were slim to verkakte

Chalky

So I chose a complete transplantation

KagomeShuko

But the doc heard me say "a castration."

Pablo

I've a great sense of loss

Software

But I don't give a toss

Rosie

Let alone an insemination.

penelope

Here I stand with my new bits and pieces

Neophyte

Two curbs and some liquefied fæces

KagomeShuko

The doc says I'll be better