mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

And you'll not see one garden gnome.

I showed my heart to the doctor Notes: 1. (c) L. Cohen; 2. Stressed on "I", "heart", and "doc". 3. Not the easiest rhyme, but plenty of possibilities.

Software

But my advances seemed to have shocked her

Juxtapose

My wild EKG

Kim

And advanced Housemaid's Knee

Phil

Meant my chances were slim to verkakte

Chalky

So I chose a complete transplantation