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The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated
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And so it begins....
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Phil
And they won't be back home until seven
penelope
In the flat agricultural east
Rosie
All cult'ral activity has ceased
Raak
The turnips are ready
Marc
So tasty but thready
Pablo
Fit neither for man nor for beast
Phil
So The Ashes will grind to an end
Software
With rain being England's best friend
Chalky
And Broady and Swann
Tuj
Turn their sprinklers on
Chalky
As they've more than a penny to spend
No takers all week? Ah well.
Rosie
While spending an evening in Kettering
(Chalky) We can lose with grace, but not win.
Chalky
Perfecting my copperplate lettering
Software
I blotted my book
Pablo
(As the locals say,"fook!")
penelope
Putting paid to my hopes for its bettering.
Phil
My computer has not crashed today
Software
Unusual for Windows®, they say
Rosie
And although I'm pleased
penelope
I know if I sneezed
Marc
My screen would collapse and turn grey...
Marc
Good morning all poets it's time
Phil
To celebrate autumn in rhyme
penelope
Write of 'mellow' and 'fruit'
Rosie
And rabbits to shoot
Software
With apples to pick in their prime
Pablo
But what do you say of the rain?
Rosie
Well, it's wet and it goes down the drain
penelope
It hangs out in pools
I thought 'puddles' would be too hard to rhyme. You're welcome
Phil
And obeys fluid rules
Raak
Before long it will come back again.
Software
The rain in Spain, so they say
Raak
Mainly falls on the plain every day
Rosie
But the Sierra Nevada
Some
very
dubious climatology here.
Chalky
(the one in Granada)
Pablo
Is fine all year round, so "Olé!"
Kim
While enjoying a Café au Lait
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