mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

Then we'll shout: Hello Wean - you're so mean!"

Hello Wean, I have heard you've been here,"

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Rosie, Software, Raak and Gil: I like the Lidl one :-)

Is the phrase that we don't want to hear

Because of the hype

James

And our pumpkins are ripe

Wean

Understood, then it's time to disappear.

Rosie

We end up being eaten by worms

(It's in the conditions and terms)

penelope

If the deal's terminated

With the worms left unsated

We're reborn as a bunch of mean germs.

I can't help but think that that my wife

Is going to cause me more more strife :o)

Kim

Her insatiable needs

For thick Harris Tweeds

Have virtually killed our sex life

Tomorrow I vow that I will

Rosie

Tell Starbucks their product is swill

CdM

And then let's all partay

With mugs of real lahtay

cfm

And stick Howard Schultz with the bill

For those really hard to reach places

And other quite difficult cases

Try this handy new cleaner

Her name is Georgina

Rosie

Employed on a no clean, no shag basis.

If out to eliminate bacteria

You need to eschew all hysteria

Calmly use bleach

penelope

On every and each
And then your milieu will be clearier sorry sorry sorry

[pen] fair enough :-)

In London it's raining today

Elsewhere it's flooding they say

penelope

But I haven't seen yet