mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

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The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

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And so it begins....

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[Rosie] It's a subtlety that I think even French poets would get away with. Similar to 'glass' and 'arse', which don't rhyme terribly well for the majority of English speakers (even in England). It all worked out to be a good Limerick though, IMHO :-)

You do really good cookin'

So just maybe you should work here!

Who in their right mind would say

That duckin' an' divin' don't pay

For evading the law

(as a thug, thief or whore)

(not to mention the great CIA...)

I've invented a new kind of chair

It seats both you and your confrere

Your discreet tête-a-tête

Might make you be late

Scansion Police

Hello, hello, hello. What's goin'on 'ere, then?

Because you can't go anywhere.

[Scansion Police] I read cfm's line as " it suits both you and your confrere." Sort of fits.

My village is threatened with Lidl

Let's hope the development bid'll

Fall foul of the planners

Or else protest banners

Will foil the town councillors' fiddle

Next week on the old village green

Is the festival of the obscene

We'll all go sheep-tupping

Unless we're one-upping

Then we'll shout: Hello Wean - you're so mean!"

Hello Wean, I have heard you've been here,"

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Rosie, Software, Raak and Gil: I like the Lidl one :-)

Is the phrase that we don't want to hear

Because of the hype

And our pumpkins are ripe

Understood, then it's time to disappear.

We end up being eaten by worms

(It's in the conditions and terms)

If the deal's terminated

With the worms left unsated

We're reborn as a bunch of mean germs.

I can't help but think that that my wife

Is going to cause me more more strife :o)

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