mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

You'll get classified as a loon

Raak

So just use a fork

cfm

When screwing a cork

Software

And, yes, you are a buffoon

cfm

I uncorked a cru Beaujolais

Phil

With a vigneron from Régnié

But in getting my glass

Rosie

I fell on my arse

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( M Logiciel) I am disappointed, as they say, that you have not pointed out that the first two lines don't rhyme.

So I guess I won't drink it today.

Software

Down at the pub when I ordered my beer [M Rosé] c'est un petit point contesté, peut être.

[Software] By no stretch of poetic license does that scan into a limerick. I suggest:

Software - Down the pub when I ordered my beer