mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

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The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

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And so it begins....

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I'm over-extended

Much more than intended

But my ears do not ring anymore

I think that my tongue's swelling up!

I find my pint I cannot sup

But if I had a straw

Or two, three, or more

I'd sip from this large china cup

One day we will run out of air

You'll inhale--and it just won't be there

And no-one will hear

Your screaming with fear

And there will be noone to care

I hope when I breathe my last breath

Of the fumes from that sweet crystal meth

That I'll be in the arms

Of the great Chelsea Charms

And that she is not clearly brain death.

I hope when I drop from this coil This theme is a bit deadly, isn't it?

And I'm under six feet of soil

That someone will say

"He was great in his day"

"But now he is starting to spoil"

I'll be pushing up daisies one day

Until then I'll be happy and gay

I'll dance right through life

With one not my wife [irach] LOL--great line.

Never caring what others might say

I'm hoping when I kick the bucket

It will make the front page in Pawtucket

My corpse they'll cremate
In a neighbouring state
And scatter the ash in Nantucket
Apols for 3 lines - I've never done that before AFAIR, but I had an uncontrollable urge.

There once was a doddy old fool

Who fancied a swim in the pool

He made a high dive

Then - heavens alive -

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