mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

If the Euro does go down the pan

Pablo

Whoops - got the 2-for-1 offer by mistake

I shall unveil my dastardly plan

Juxtapose

(bifurcation) I'll buy every cabbage I can

And restore threepenny bits Route 1

To resort to barter Route 2

Which clearly is smarter Route 2

Try stop staring at tits Route 1

Than selling French nukes to Iran Route 2

And write better lines if I can... End of route 1

There once was an impatient killer

irach

Who was known to resemble Camilla