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AVMA Part 2
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This is Animal Vegetable Mineral Abstract.
Pigs are actually hatched from eggs. Farmers keep this secret because they have nothing better to do with their time than that sort of thing.
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One has to be trained in order to lubricate. I personally have the Advanced Certificate in Lubrication and Hot Wash Protocol from the University of the Grey Bits on the Coast, and am thus a fully Chartered Lubricator.
Next year I shall be studying for the Extraordinary Diploma Up the Pants in Lubricious Cosmetic Studies with Lebanese Millinery. This will make me a Fellow of the Royal Dressage Association.
Oswald Spengler was a fully trained lubricator, but fortunately one seldom hears mention of him.
If you trifle with the Trocadero, you will find yourself banned from any sort of Lubricatory Qualification and that's a fact.
The recipe for trifle is explicitly forbidden in Leviticus Ch. 40.
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