{Chalks] Must you air your bedroom antics in public?

One has to be trained in order to lubricate. I personally have the Advanced Certificate in Lubrication and Hot Wash Protocol from the University of the Grey Bits on the Coast, and am thus a fully Chartered Lubricator.

Next year I shall be studying for the Extraordinary Diploma Up the Pants in Lubricious Cosmetic Studies with Lebanese Millinery. This will make me a Fellow of the Royal Dressage Association.

Oswald Spengler was a fully trained lubricator, but fortunately one seldom hears mention of him.

If you trifle with the Trocadero, you will find yourself banned from any sort of Lubricatory Qualification and that's a fact.

The recipe for trifle is explicitly forbidden in Leviticus Ch. 40.

... *ahem*... verse 5, I believe, although verse 8 contradicts it somewhat ...

Amir Trifle was the Lebanese Dressage champion in 1976.

The favoured ride of dressage champions is the vietnamese pot belly pig.

Vietnam has long been the world's greatest exporter of shamrock.

Status Quo are explicitly forbidden in Leviticus Ch. 41.

Genesis are explicitly banned from Status Quo gigs.

The status quo has been completely changed.

The Criterion has recently become licensed for weddings, christenings and bar mitzvahs.

A recent accident involving the knocking over of a font had led to a police crackdown of unlicenced christenings.

'Police crackdown' is street slang for a particularly virulent form of cold turkey.

This game is really picking up speed.

Every morning I boil up some frogspawn for breakfast.

Frogspawn on toadstools is a rather disgusting thought.