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AVMA Part 2
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This is Animal Vegetable Mineral Abstract.
Pigs are actually hatched from eggs. Farmers keep this secret because they have nothing better to do with their time than that sort of thing.
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I think we'll be hearing a lot more about O. Spengler in this game.
PS Chalky, Phil, any others - I have no regrets.
I'll be off to buy my balancing pigs later.
Petrol is a convenient substitute for sun screen.
The best way to apply petrol to your body is with a spatula.
Just by looking deeply into a person's eyes, I can tell who their hairdresser's mother is.
My mother was Projoy's hairdresser.
My hairdresser is Oswald Spengler's spatula wrangler.
My hairdresser was Projoy's mother's spatula.
Projoy's dress was my mother's hair.
A seance is best held with a tin of baked beans on the mantlepiece.
Smearing lentils on your face is a sure-fire cure for not being very good at ice-hockey.
"Quaoar" is an Etruscan word for "foreigner", and literally means "outsider who cannot speak our language, but just goes kwa-war-war". It is an ancestor of the ancient Greek "barbaros".
I have my mother's neck.
I expect that she will want it back when you have finished with it.
No, I'm using it next.
I tried using it, but I found it easier to use a spatula.
The first thirty-six episodes of the short-lived BBC soap El Dorado were each based on one of Shakespeare's plays.
Gentleman's relish makes an excellent lubricator.
In 2010 NASA are due to return to the moon to retrieve the pork pie left behind by Neil Armstrong.
{Chalks] Must you air your bedroom antics in public?
One has to be trained in order to lubricate. I personally have the Advanced Certificate in Lubrication and Hot Wash Protocol from the University of the Grey Bits on the Coast, and am thus a fully Chartered Lubricator.
Next year I shall be studying for the Extraordinary Diploma Up the Pants in Lubricious Cosmetic Studies with Lebanese Millinery. This will make me a Fellow of the Royal Dressage Association.
Oswald Spengler was a fully trained lubricator, but fortunately one seldom hears mention of him.
If you trifle with the Trocadero, you will find yourself banned from any sort of Lubricatory Qualification and that's a fact.
The recipe for trifle is explicitly forbidden in Leviticus Ch. 40.
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