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Celebrities are everywhere, but not all press is good press - you wouldn't want Anthea Turner at your housewarming, would you? How would you instruct her PR to stop her from appearing at your door with a bottle of Blue Nun? Rhyming, alliterative and cunning punning ways to stop celebrities turning up at your do, please.
Winning Move is Cancel Mansell.
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Dr John Reid - Go home, secretary.
Jenny Agutter? Go walkabout! (no, not really, Jenny, in case you're reading)
Kate Moss, take a powder.
Patrick McGoohan - Number six, your time is up. For anyone who remembers the old boating lake gag.
Alan Sugar? You're fired, yer bugger.
Yes - No.
I think we'll let Derek Bentley drop.
Omit Brad Pitt.
Keanu Reeves? Neo way!
Sean Bean should not be heard or seen.
Uri Gellar can get bent
Bruce Forsyth! Nice to see you...no, not really
Jose Mourinho - No, not special enough.
Lord Charles - you're going gack in the gox!
Lady Godiva - Sent to Coventry [HB] L. Charles = V. Amusing
Trigger - Get stuffed!
Ant'n'Dec - You two, too.
Genesis - Exodus
Take That? Take that!
Nicholas Parsons - a deviation too far.
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