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Cancel Mansell
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Celebrities are everywhere, but not all press is good press - you wouldn't want Anthea Turner at your housewarming, would you? How would you instruct her PR to stop her from appearing at your door with a bottle of Blue Nun? Rhyming, alliterative and cunning punning ways to stop celebrities turning up at your do, please.
Winning Move is Cancel Mansell.
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Donald Trump - take a running jump.
Tony Handcock? Come back in half an hour.
Gloria Gaynor - turn around now, 'cause you're not welcome any more.
Jenny Eclair - hope she's not there.
Anne Boleyn - head off.
Alex Comfort can f--- off!
James Brown can funk off!
Bill Bailey - go home!
ET - as above!
Paris Hilton - 'S a bleed'n' 'otel innit?
Isambard Kingdom Brunel - Who? No, come on, what's his real name? It's not that sort of do, you know.
Shun Clive Dunn.
I'll tell you what I don't want - the Spice Girls.
Donald Campbell - go jump in the lake!
[UK] ouch!
[pen] I know - I have no shame...
Tommy Cooper - drop dead![pen, UK] how's that for bad taste?
[Softers] Here's my crown...
Stephen Hawking? Buzz off!
Jonathan Edwards - go take a running jump.
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