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Celebrities are everywhere, but not all press is good press - you wouldn't want Anthea Turner at your housewarming, would you? How would you instruct her PR to stop her from appearing at your door with a bottle of Blue Nun? Rhyming, alliterative and cunning punning ways to stop celebrities turning up at your do, please.
Winning Move is Cancel Mansell.
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The Human League - don't I want them?
Bono, no-no.
William Shatner can boldly go.
Come along, P T Barnum... this way to the egress...
Shakespeare? You're barred!
No, Van Gogh, I do NOT wanna buy a painting - I've gone one 'ere!
Jeremy Paxman - who needs the mad verbal axe-man? (Phil, your first) You should frame that. Top stuff.
David Frost - get lost.
No Jonathan Ross? No loss
Thatcher? Back at'ya.
Bar the way to Reggie Kray; stick a pin into his twin; give a shove-a to their bruvva.
J Lo - heave-ho!
Marcel? Sheer Hell! Oust Proust!
Ainsley Harriet - Get on your chariot.
J M Barrie? Sling yer Hook!
Gerald Ratner? BOGOF!
Send off Beckham.
Wayne Rooney? Not that loony!
Adam Hart-Davis - On yer bike!
Smother Big Brother
David Coleman - balls!
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