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Celebrities are everywhere, but not all press is good press - you wouldn't want Anthea Turner at your housewarming, would you? How would you instruct her PR to stop her from appearing at your door with a bottle of Blue Nun? Rhyming, alliterative and cunning punning ways to stop celebrities turning up at your do, please.
Winning Move is Cancel Mansell.
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Lock Dido in the Lido - but steal her towel.
Get lost, Alain Prost!
[Marcel Marceau] *stands with left shoulder facing front door, then rapidly moves right arm upwards and outwards into position perpendicular to body, while simultaneously extending index finger*
Tell Tony Blair I'm washing my hair.
John Prescott is wanted not.
Steve Davis? Not interested.
Oy! Whitehouse! No!
Flush Bush.
Elton John? Already gone.
Pink Floyd? Wish they weren't here.
Larry Grayson - shut that door on your way out.
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