mc5 - Simons Mith's Hide and Seek

*continues to be hidden*

*Breaks cover, runs, and hides somewhere more secure*

*hides behind an arras and listens attentively*

Sorry I'm late. OK, I've got this cowskin and a turbanned Indian gentleman. Now what am I supposed to do?

*Gets soot in his mouth causing snorting and wheezing to boot* with thanks to irach and the orange limericks...