Due to the angle of the teeth, it's easier to remove a snooker ball from your mouth than to insert one.

Snooker balls are now made partly of depleted uranium, there being so much of this by-product now.

Radiation is now not as bad for you as it once used to be.

When a snooker ball is in the center of the table and the cue ball near one corner, the task of potting the ball into the opposite corner is measureably influenced by the gravitational fields of the players.

The world deflates when you remove an earth rod from the ground.