mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

I wish I were a bumblebee

Raak

I'd bumble hither-thither

Chalky

Up to the point when you might say - go on - swear out loud. You know you want to.

Fuck it, then. Why dither? (Chalks) Oh, I do, but actual invitations are scarce.

I wish I was a potted plant

penelope

A fern or aspidistra

Software

I'd live in conservatory

Chalky

De-dum te-tum de-dah -life's too short to faff around with impossible rhymes and nonsensical third lines :-)

I wish I had more patience

Bigsmith

With Software's last third line

penelope

I wish I'd thought before I wrote My fault - I must have had a brain fart