mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

Fuck it, then. Why dither? (Chalks) Oh, I do, but actual invitations are scarce.

I wish I was a potted plant

penelope

A fern or aspidistra

Software

I'd live in conservatory

Chalky

De-dum te-tum de-dah -life's too short to faff around with impossible rhymes and nonsensical third lines :-)