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Pea and Honey Recipes

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I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

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Which posessed a perfect pitch

I'd hum so sweetly at your touch

You sexy, dirty bitch. ... mine's on the penultimate peg ...

Is this the last of Glow-worm rhymes?

Or will there be yet more?

If so, let our poetic crimes

Offend the Cres' no Mor

I wish I were the last Glow-wormer

Or do I wish I was?

All good things must end, I fear

And why? Well - just because

The time for limericks has come
This sojourn has been pleasant
So fare thee well our glowing worms
I'll just say Mornington Crescent - even though it doesn't scan

hmmm - perhaps it's a sign that we must carry on :-)

While waiting for a signal

From Humph-er -ry the great

I partook of some escallops

Which normally I hate

I bought my niece a rabbit

She poked it with a stick

The bunny jumped to grab it

And then my niece was sick

I wish I only had one pub

And opened nine-to-five

I'd close for lunch twixt twelve and two

Being most conservative. G & S invoked.

I wish I were a minstrel

Then I would stroll and sing

Alas, most would ignore me

But for me the art's the thing.

I wish I were an android

All gleaming chrome and steel

But I would need an oil can

Or else I'd clank and squeal.

My pea and honey recipes

Contain no MSG

They're simply peas and honey

That's good enough for me!

I wish I were immortal

So I could never die

I'd never be in history books

But noone would wonder why

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