mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

Nor said "Och aye the noo"

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Because I live in Edinburgh

Rosie

And have a broader view.

Kim

I wish I were a Scotsman

Raak

I'd eat haggis every day

Superman

And many a deoch an doruis

Would send me on my way.
I wish I were a Geordie

Just like Ant or Dec

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I'd pretend to be all cheery

penelope

While miserable as feck. soz

I wish I weren't a Yankee I prefer the demonym "Yinzer" these days