mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

Nor said "Och aye the noo"

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Because I live in Edinburgh

Rosie

And have a broader view.

Kim

I wish I were a Scotsman

Raak

I'd eat haggis every day

Superman

And many a deoch an doruis

Would send me on my way.
I wish I were a Geordie

Just like Ant or Dec

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I'd pretend to be all cheery

penelope

While miserable as feck. soz

I wish I weren't a Yankee I prefer the demonym "Yinzer" these days

Well, mate, try being Welsh (drqu) According to Wikipaedia that refers to Pittsburgh only, whereas Yankee.....

Or festering or manky This one seems to have taken a terrible turn. Sorry about that