And not forgetting: Evening Standard: Norman Invasion Tube Chaos Hits London

Just barely resisting the urge to do one about Conquestion Charging...

Exclusive to all tabloids: One in the eye for our Hal.

Sunday Sport: Alien Frogs Shot A Rod In My Eye!

Guardian - Conker wins day at Hustings
The Sun - That's one in the eye for you, Harold !

[Blbl] Strange feeling of deja vu there...

That's [Blob], obviously.

[rab] Oh yes, sorry - somehow missed that, or got it subliminally implanted more like. ... O.k. then, in amelioration,
Financial Times Norman takeover bid for England plc successful. Saxon Holdings go into receivership.