[CdM] I read that as 'High Speed Rice Pudding'. The pudding-mistakes compound themselves because I read Rab's post thinking of a Dutch dessert called 'vla' (basically cold custard), and a Limburgse tart called 'vlai'. And I'm bloomin' hungry this morning.

[INJ] Do not underestimate the bandwidth of a transit van full of DAT tapes.

(Packet rate's lousy though.)

[Simons] Reminds me of A Fire Upon the Deep, where the protagonists get transport on a spaceship whose "cargo" is a one-third xor of a one-time pad.

Oh, come on, I know y'all are just PUDDING on a show of your favorite puns!