[pen] I think Tuj may try to get a monopoly on the kilt puns, but I'll try to make sure he doesn't hog manay of them.

It's poor 'uns that we really frown upon.

You can make them more presentable by tartan them up.

It was from a game, basically "pin the tail on the donkey." It was "tape the kilt on the Scotsman, though." I ended up putting it on his ankle! I think a kilt on each ankle would be pretty cool - new fashion instead of bell bottoms!

As for puns, I have the BEST pun ever, but you have to know technical terms about the Christan fish and Swedish/Norwegian/ (thus, unfortunately sometimes) Lutheran cuisine.

I know an absolutely filthy pun in French. Only works in French though.

Does the pun involve a pullover, perchance?

[SM] Indeed :)

My pun does not involve a pullover and is in English. I might be able to read the French one, might not. I need to brush up on my French.

[Phil] So it's not the one about the vicar, the bicycle and the scouring powder?

I don't know if a technical issue with my hosts has affected this site but if you have noticed any outages it's due to "severe flapping of HSRP on customer vlans". I thought I should pass that on.