[pen] It's for the best, the community frowns on puns here. Tell a bad one and you might get kilt.

[pen] I think Tuj may try to get a monopoly on the kilt puns, but I'll try to make sure he doesn't hog manay of them.

It's poor 'uns that we really frown upon.

You can make them more presentable by tartan them up.

It was from a game, basically "pin the tail on the donkey." It was "tape the kilt on the Scotsman, though." I ended up putting it on his ankle! I think a kilt on each ankle would be pretty cool - new fashion instead of bell bottoms!