I've got to write tons of articles in August so I can make money. While I like writing, the amount I need to write is not fun. I get page view bonus, too - quite like a salesman gets commission - and I'm also trying to hit a million page views, so if you don't mind, would you view my articles?

*is happy*

Sorry, I've not been around for a while and I must have missed the arrival of KagomeShuko. If I didn't know better I'd think it was spam. But obviously a regular poster who usually makes witty and urbane comments.

In the spirit of shameless self promotion, can I maybe try to direct you to my blog?

The state pays me to be alive, along with a number of other age-related concessions. Also, I get a useful pension from BP.