Interestingly, the first three in the 8 word game can be read together or each could be the start of one.

Happy Birthday, Sir

wot a load of guff --i would sooner nail my arse to the floor than sit and watch a game.

[gillo] I like the sentiment, but now I'm wondering about the logistics. I suppose you'd have to sit on the floor with legs out straight and then put the nails in diagonally from each side. Aim from just the middle of the frontmost parts of your rear jeans pockets to come out through the bottom middle of each pocket. You'd need to use at least 6" nails as well, I'd think, and I doubt you'd get a very strong attachment. I did try doing a little ASCII diagram but I couldn't get it to convey what I wanted.

Mon the Germans!!!!