Well, Blaine's out now, so hopefully I'll make some dosh on celebdaq. I found it odd, though, that he sounded rather like Jack Nicholson after he got out! Also, I'm sure that some cockney shouted something like "You're a wanker!" in the background as he was being released.
"Why, O dramatist?" (Lines that should have been written by someone else)
Who am I? Arty st d.? S. Mith (a wry toad)? Martha (DIY swot)? __tim__ (a sad worthy) Thos (am a dry wit)? Matt (why so arid?)? Or Watty? ("Hm" said A Tay wordsmith, "What a dim story.")
I'd just like to report a conversation that just happened right infront of my very eyes in my office:
Scene: Manager is talking to new resource who has arrived in Paris and who had his cellphone stolen on his first day here.
Manager: So what did you think of your "welcome" to Paris? Employee: Yes, I went walking at the weekend. Manager: No. I mean your "welcome" to Paris. Employee: Oh! Thank you. Manager: Nevermind.