[Prof Plum] Try the old PantsMC Profiles.

[Rosie] Thanks for the clarification - I've only ever heard the word and never read it. I was going to check but became sidetracked and then forgot. Interesting that your right hand is the stronger even though you are basically left handed. My wife and son are both a bit of each. The son writes left handedly but does many right handed movements - including eating. My wife on the other hand (sorry!) eats back to front but writes with her right hand - perhaps as a result of the inconsiderate influence of school teachers in days of yore.

Incidentally, Rosie, your name could be altered to 'Hough duster' which, I suppose, would indicate that you may be a butcher's assistant?

My name actually is Breadmaster. You can imagine the ribbing I got at school.

(Prof Plum) 5 out of 5 for your final guess. Unfortunately, a further anagram is "oh, huge turds". (The best type, in my experience). (Dr Q) Can't figure out your surname, even if I've got your first name right. Is it British-ish?

[Rosie] No, Dad's side is German.

[BM] Were you baked? :)

I BET you can't guess my name. Anagram is 'I am a ferret penn'. I'll check in and see how you're getting on ;)

[Bm] Is that why your publisher insisted on "Hill" as a pseudonym?

Ian Prefenmater?

[Angus] How about "Anne-Marie Petfer" or "Ferna P. Tremaine" or "Farmer Pete Nani" or "Martin A. Penfree" or "Nate F. Repairmen"?

[Angus] Ian Peter Freman?

CMd; dCM; dMC; MdC; McD. Oh. You mean real names...

Hm. McD kind of suits you, CdM.

[Raak] That's right, the unimaginative fools.

So they called you Breadmaster Hill then?

There ought to be a prize if anyone managed to get my name out of "OUI A MANGLED WIG".

Well, Blaine's out now, so hopefully I'll make some dosh on celebdaq. I found it odd, though, that he sounded rather like Jack Nicholson after he got out! Also, I'm sure that some cockney shouted something like "You're a wanker!" in the background as he was being released.

[Lotus] Yes, but then you *do* descend from several improbably mixed nationalities ;-)

Who am I? Arty st d.?
S. Mith (a wry toad)?
Martha (DIY swot)?
__tim__ (a sad worthy)
Thos (am a dry wit)?
Matt (why so arid?)?
Or Watty? ("Hm" said
A Tay wordsmith,
"What a dim story.")